3:00 A.M.

Micah: Mooooma, I mnmnmnununungcucgmn my bed.
Me: (with one eye open) You peed in your bed?
Micah: No, I mnhjnbhgfthbnhguhunmn my bed.
Me:  You pooped in your bed?
Micah:  No, I minunubvbghftgyhnbjkm my bed.
Me: You threw up in your bed?
Micah: No, I minuhynmnfutchnjium my bed.
Me: (really listening now) So this has nothing to do with poop, puke, or pee?
Micah:  No, I fell out of my bed!
Me:  Well, go get back in your bed.
Micah: Okay.

It is 3:00 A.M. in my bedroom, welcome to my world!