Sunday Funnies

Jonah, what did you see at the zoo?
Monkeys.
What were they doing?
Swingin' in the trees.
What kind of monkeys were they?
Grease Monkeys!

Noah, did you like riding to Maryland with Daddy?
Yes 'Mam.
Do you think you want to drive a truck when you grow up?
No 'Mam, that is too much sitting for me.
What do you think you want to do when you grow up?
I think I want to be a logger.
Do you really think you want to work in the logging woods?
Oh no 'Mam, I don't want to work...I want to be the BOSS!