The Difference Between Men & Women

Me: Joe have you seen my black cardigan?
Joe:  I don't know.  What does it look like?
Me:  It is a black cardigan.
Joe:  I heard you the first time...but what does it look like?

Mommy's Milk

Jonah: When Ezrah gets here what will he eat?
Me:  Actually he is not going to eat anything, he will drink my milk.
Jonah:  Why?
Me:  Because that is the very best milk for babies to drink.
Micah:  Then it must be chocolate!